Most Comfortable Posture

The forbidden romance of our time: a C++ programmer falling head over heels for Rust. After years of wrestling with memory leaks and segmentation faults, our C++ dev has found salvation in Rust's memory safety and modern features. It's like watching someone who's been in a toxic relationship for 20 years finally find someone who respects their boundaries. The compiler actually prevents them from making bad decisions instead of just shrugging and saying "whatever, it's your funeral" when they dereference a null pointer.

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Content Me: Hits CtrIS twice Sublime Text: 1am once again asking for your financial support.

Content From your Digest Nathan Kellert X Knows English 1y I have been working as a fake software developer by copying and pasting for 9 years. 1 want to learn programming properly and become a real developer. What should I do?

That moment of existential dread when a coworker checks out your Git branch and sees the unholy abomination of code you've been working on. Suddenly all your variable names like final_final_v2_WORKS and those 47 commented-out debugging console.log() statements are on full display. Your commit messages reading "fix stuff" and "please work" aren't helping your case either. The digital equivalent of someone walking into your house while it's an absolute disaster.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of programming languages to call these functions "random" when they're about as random as my aunt Gertrude's weekly bingo schedule! 🙄 These so-called "random" functions are LITERALLY just deterministic algorithms in disguise, honey! Feed them the same seed, and they'll spit out the exact same sequence EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. The BETRAYAL! It's like ordering a "surprise" meal but getting the same chicken sandwich for the 57th time. JUST CALL THEM WHAT THEY ARE - pseudorandom! The Matrix kid knows what's up!