Most Comfortable Posture

The eternal wisdom of programming: even terrible documentation feels like a gift when you've spent hours staring at undocumented code wondering why the hell it works at all. Nothing quite matches that specific joy of finding a single cryptic comment after debugging for 3 hours. "// Don't touch this or everything breaks" - ah yes, the pinnacle of technical writing. And yet, we all know that one codebase with documentation so pristine it practically whispers sweet nothings in your ear. A rare and beautiful creature indeed.

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The sins of the parent codebase are visited upon the child. That poor kid was doomed from the moment mom decided arrays should start at 1 instead of 0. It's like being born into a family that puts milk before cereal – fundamentally wrong at the core level. Some programming traumas just get passed down through generations, and starting arrays at 1 is the equivalent of digital hereditary trauma. The kid never stood a chance.

The evolution of programmer excuses is a beautiful thing to witness. First, you've got "algorithm" – the fancy word we throw around when we just don't feel like explaining our spaghetti code to the junior dev. Then there's "heuristic" – perfect for when you cobbled together a solution at 3 AM that somehow works but you've genuinely forgotten how. And finally, the boss level: "machine learning" – where even YOU don't know what your code is doing anymore. The model is just vibing in n-dimensional space making decisions while you nod confidently in meetings. The progression is basically: "I won't tell you" → "I can't tell you" → "Hell if I know."

The perfect programming double entendre! In software development, exceptions are literally designed to handle special cases without affecting the main code flow. That's their entire purpose! Any developer who's written a try/catch block is silently screaming at this tweet. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - teachers using "exception" as an excuse not to make exceptions, while programmers create exceptions specifically to handle unique situations. The compiler would be so disappointed.

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