Most Comfortable Posture

When your code doesn't work, the logical approach is to copy and paste it. When that fails, the truly sophisticated approach is to frantically copy the same thing multiple times before pasting it, as if the clipboard might suddenly decide to work better after the fifth Ctrl+C. The clipboard anxiety is real. Nothing says "I've completely lost control of my development process" quite like hammering Ctrl+C like you're trying to send an SOS in clipboard Morse code.

Content When you just declared a variable and the IDE is already complaining about how you haven't used it anywhere: We get there when we get there!

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That innocent smile when you submit a PR at 4:59pm thinking it'll be merged before EOD. Meanwhile, the reviewer is holding all the +4 cards ready to hit you with "needs more tests," "fix formatting," "add comments," and the classic "why did you implement it this way?" Your weekend plans just got UNO'd.

Electron apps: where your simple to-do list needs 800MB of RAM because why optimize when you can just ship an entire Chromium browser with it? The developer confidently explains their revolutionary idea while someone from a timeline where RAM actually costs money arrives to stop this madness. But modern devs don't care—memory is cheap and abundant, so let's just bundle V8, Node.js, and the kitchen sink for that calculator app. Meanwhile, embedded systems engineers are weeping in a corner with their 64KB constraints.

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