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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Performance metrics Memes

Posts tagged with Performance metrics

Understanding Graph Axis Is Important

Hardware Math Programming Testing
2 days ago 64.3K views 0 shares
Understanding Graph Axis Is Important
Ah, the classic tale of two graphs! The top one from "trusted tech reviewers" shows all CPUs performing nearly identically - because they've zoomed in so much on a tiny performance difference that everything looks the same. Meanwhile, the CPU makers' graph looks like CPU8 is performing interstellar travel while CPU1 is struggling to cross the street. Same data, wildly different impression. It's the graphical equivalent of saying "technically I didn't lie" while completely misleading everyone. Next time your manager asks why your code isn't 500% faster than last sprint, just adjust your y-axis accordingly!

The Accidental Telltale FPS Counter

Debugging Hardware Gamedev Programming Testing
4 days ago 55.1K views 0 shares
The Accidental Telltale FPS Counter
The real bug in your code isn't a syntax error - it's that FPS counter permanently burned into your screenshots. Nothing says "I'm debugging while gaming" like accidentally sending your boss a screenshot with CPU: 47%, RAM: 4GB, and FPS: 112. That black cat is just judging your life choices from the corner, wondering why you're troubleshooting production issues during your Elden Ring session.

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