Transmit Data Into My Brain

documentation Learning Matrix api Reading Jumper cables Knowledge transfer Technical debt Brain upload Rtfm

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4 months ago 306,986 views 0 shares

Transmit Data Into My Brain

documentation-memes, learning-memes, matrix-memes, api-memes, reading-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Documentation: *exists*

Developers in 2023 still trying to absorb technical knowledge like it's The Matrix. Those jumper cables aren't going to help you understand that 500-page API reference any faster. Just another day of hoping the knowledge will somehow bypass the reading part and directly upload to your brain. Spoiler alert: the only thing getting fried here is your dignity.

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