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Dude really told his girlfriend she's at index [1] in his array of interests. Programming is at [0], obviously. The smoothness of using zero-indexed arrays to explain relationship priorities is either genius or a one-way ticket to singlehood.
She was satisfied because she doesn't know arrays start at 0 yet. But once she learns to code? She'll realize she's second place and that relationship is gonna throw a NullPointerException faster than you can say "git commit". The title nails it—this only works in production until she gains the knowledge to debug his BS.
Pro tip: Never use programming logic to navigate human relationships. Your code might compile, but your love life won't.
