Success: Your Reward Is More Work

The ultimate developer fitness plan doesn't exi— Imagine turning your coding incompetence into physical excellence. One pushup per error? Six months later you're basically a Greek god while your code is still a dumpster fire. The best part? The more terrible you are at programming, the better your gains. Finally, a workout routine that rewards failure! Junior devs would be bench pressing cars while senior devs remain scrawny because they actually know what they're doing. The ultimate irony of software development.

Content termination. You cannot ignore the "SIGKILL or "SIGSTOP signals at all. You can ignore program error signals like 'SIGSEG', but ignoring the error won't enable the program to continue executing meaningfully. Ignoring user requests such as 'SIGINT', 'SIGQUIT', and 'SIGTSTP' is unfriendly. When you do not wish signals to be delivered during a certain part of the program, the thing to do is to block them, not ignore them. Note Blocking Signals::.

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BEHOLD! The magnificent tower of horrors that is "stable code"! That rickety structure is hanging on by what can only be described as the digital equivalent of thoughts and prayers. One gentle breeze—or heaven forbid, ONE TINY COMMIT—and the whole catastrophe comes crashing down like my will to live during a merge conflict. The scaffolding of desperation around it is basically the programming equivalent of crossing your fingers while whispering "please work, please work" during deployment. We've all been there, frantically typing "git stash" when someone asks us to fix "just one small bug" in production. DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH IT—it works by pure magic and spite at this point!

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