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This Terminator-inspired meme perfectly captures the holy war between backend developers. The Terminator asks if the kid's mom is a backend developer, then drops the nuclear bomb: "JavaScript is the best language for backend." The mom agrees enthusiastically, confirming her technical heresy. The Terminator's final line—announcing the kid's foster parents are dead—is basically how Node.js developers get treated at serious backend engineering conferences. Nothing says "your bloodline is weak and history will forget you" quite like suggesting JavaScript belongs on a server.

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Content websockets Q Search Getting started How-to auides APIreterence Topic guides About websockets Changelog Contributing License For enterprise If you're wondering why things are done in a certain way, the design document provides lots of details about the internals of websockets. Code at Conduct contributions Suations Cryptocurrency users Questions GitHub issues aren't a good medium for handling questions. There are better places to ask questions, for example Stack Overflow. If you want to ask a question anyway, please make sure that: it's a question about websockets and not about asyncio; it isn't answered in the documentation; it wasn't asked already. A good question can be written as a suggestion to improve the documentation. Cryptocurrency users websockets appears to be quite popular for interfacing with Bitcoin or other cryptocurrency trackers. I'm strongly opposed to Bitcoin's carbon footprint. I'm aware of efforts to build proof-of-stake models. I'll care once the total energy consumption of all cryptocurrencies drops to a non-bullshit level. You already negated all of humanity's efforts to develop renewable energy. Please stop heating the planet where my children will have to live. Since websockets is released under an open-source license, you can use it for any purpose you like. However, I won't spend any of my time to help you. I will summarily close issues related to Bitcoin or cryptocurrency in any way.

Customer service rep: "I'm not allowed to tell you how to bypass our paywall." Also customer service rep: *proceeds to explain exactly how to bypass the paywall while technically denying help* It's the digital equivalent of saying "Whatever you do, don't look in that drawer where I definitely didn't hide your birthday present." The beautiful malicious compliance of someone who hates their job just enough to follow the rules while completely undermining them. Corporate paywalls: 0, Chaotic good customer service: 1.

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When your boss tells you to start coding in JavaScript and you're a Python developer who thinks indentation is a personality trait! THE AUDACITY! 💀 Like, seriously? JavaScript? With all those curly braces and semicolons lurking around every corner like serial killers?! I'd rather wrestle an alligator while explaining recursion to my grandmother than deal with that callback hell! The only appropriate response IS "THANK YOU" - through gritted teeth while frantically updating your resume and LinkedIn profile! Career suicide has never looked so professional!