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Oh. My. GOD! The expectations vs. reality of code audits is sending me to the GRAVE! 💀 Top panel: The pristine, politically-charged algorithm that Elon thinks he'll discover in Twitter's codebase - a smoking gun that automatically deletes Trump tweets and bans authors! Bottom panel: The absolute HORROR SHOW he'll actually find - a cursed "isEven" function with a switch statement that returns undefined for 0, false for 1, true for 2, and false for 3. With a desperate plea comment "Please don't look at this" from some poor dev who KNEW they committed crimes against humanity! The reality of tech acquisitions: you pay $44 billion only to discover the backend is held together with duct tape, prayers, and questionable logic that would make computer science professors weep uncontrollably!

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The four horsemen of programmer perception. People think you're some hardware wizard dismantling computers. Parents imagine you're designing rocket ships in a lab coat. You fantasize about solving complex algorithms on a whiteboard like some math genius. Reality? Googling "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the fifth time today because JavaScript's Date object is the temporal equivalent of a dumpster fire. The duality of writing code: feeling like a genius until you need to format a simple timestamp.

The eternal programmer's paradox: using foreach to avoid the complexity of traditional for loops, only to realize you desperately need the index anyway. That moment when your elegant, clean code solution crumbles because you forgot about that one edge case where you need to know "where" you are in the collection. Then shamefully creating a counter variable outside the loop like some kind of barbarian. The cognitive dissonance is physically painful.

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