Run It Again: The Most Scientific Debugging Method

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Run It Again: The Most Scientific Debugging Method

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The universal debugging technique that shouldn't work but somehow does. When your code throws errors, make zero changes, hit run again, and suddenly it works flawlessly. The digital equivalent of blowing into a Nintendo cartridge. Computer science degrees cost $100k to teach you that sometimes the machine just needs a moment to think about what it did wrong.

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