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Content Be like a Programmer John is a programmer John has 3 bugs to resolve, 2 funtionalities to implement, and needs to attend a meeting John decides to sleep ProdrammerHumor.

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Content Nobody: Bugs right before a demo: It's showtime...

VS Code just delivered the most savage code review in history. When your editor straight-up terminates your session because your code quality is so bad, you know it's time to reconsider your life choices. The irony of Microsoft's premier IDE just giving up on you is peak developer humiliation. That moment when even your tools are like "nope, I refuse to participate in this atrocity." Just imagine explaining to your team lead: "I can't push my commit because VS Code deemed it unworthy of existence."

Content Buying expensive blue light glasses for coding Coding in dark mode