It Actually Happened: The Refactoring Miracle

When you see "JavaScript Full Course" and get all excited until you notice it's 11 hours and 57 minutes long. That instant transformation from "I'm gonna become a JS ninja today!" to "Maybe I'll just stick with console.log debugging for now..." is painfully real. The classic developer optimism-to-reality pipeline takes exactly 0.2 seconds. And yet we'll still bookmark it, convinced we'll "definitely watch it this weekend."

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Content Sean Kelly StabbyCutyou Follow v I've been a software engineer for something like 15 years I've worked in numerous fields l've worked across a number of technologies I have been invited to speak at international conferences Yesterday, I lost several hours to the following typo: "127.0.01" 4:01 PM - 18 Jul 2018 647 Retweets 3.071 Likes 107 17 647 3.1K

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of people who still use touchscreens on computers like some kind of digital caveman! 🙄 And those mouse-clickers? PLEASE, so 1995! But the TRUE ENLIGHTENED ONES have ascended to the GLORIOUS realm of ThinkPad TrackPoint nirvana - that little red nub between the B and N keys that turns your index finger into a PRECISION INSTRUMENT OF COMPUTING DIVINITY! Once you've experienced the raw, unbridled POWER of navigating your entire digital existence with that crimson dot, there's simply NO GOING BACK to your peasant input methods! It's not a red button, sweetie, it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE! 💅

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