It Actually Happened: The Refactoring Miracle

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It Actually Happened: The Refactoring Miracle

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The mythical moment every developer dreams of but rarely experiences—convincing management to prioritize technical debt! The frog in formal attire represents that rare feeling of aristocratic triumph when your PM actually agrees to schedule refactoring instead of cramming in more features. Next you'll tell me they approved documentation time too? Pure fantasy!

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