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Content I created a very sophisticated and well structured kernel Alright, let's include shitty voice assistants, weather stuff, buggy APIs, bloat, etc.

Opera GX: "We've added the fried egg back to program files due to popular demand." Also Opera GX: "We saved 18kb by removing this fried egg image that's been sitting in our codebase since 2019." Nothing says "professional software development" quite like embedding random food pictures in your browser. Somewhere, a developer spent actual work hours arguing about egg retention in a code review. And people wonder why software updates take so long.

The eternal struggle of hardware compatibility continues! AMD's Ryzen 9000 series processors are getting absolutely body-slammed by ASRock motherboards in what can only be described as premeditated silicon homicide. For the uninitiated, ASRock has a... let's call it "colorful history" with AMD chipset compatibility. Just when you think your shiny new CPU will play nice with your existing motherboard, surprise! Your boot sequence transforms into an expensive paperweight simulator. The thumbs-up kid is every hardware reviewer who gets paid to build these systems while the rest of us mortals cry over our BIOS update failures.

Compiler warnings? What compiler warnings? The code runs, doesn't it? That's the unspoken mantra of developers pushing to production. The painful truth is that most of us treat "0 errors : 5678 warnings" exactly the same as "0 errors : 0 warnings" — ship it and let future-you deal with the technical debt! Why fix what technically isn't broken? The compiler is clearly being dramatic.

You know you've found your people when someone casually mentions they manually uninstalled McAfee. That's not just a friend—that's a battle-hardened warrior who's stared into the abyss and survived. McAfee is basically the herpes of software: it comes pre-installed on your new PC, refuses to leave, and makes everything slower. The uninstall process is so notoriously difficult that John McAfee himself once made a satirical video about it. So yeah, if someone went through the seven circles of registry hell to purge this digital parasite, they deserve a medal and immediate friendship status.

Content G closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! pp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck tO gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017