//Fixed: The Comment-Driven Development Approach

Technical debt Senior developers Code quality Code comments Bug fixing Interns Comments Tom and jerry

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//Fixed: The Comment-Driven Development Approach

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The eternal debugging cycle in its purest form! The smug Senior Dev asks how the intern fixed a bug, expecting some technical wizardry. The innocent intern proudly admits they just "commented the code" - literally removing the problematic code from execution. Tom's horrified reaction is EXACTLY how senior devs feel when they realize the codebase is now littered with /* TODO: Fix this later */ comments hiding broken functionality instead of actual fixes. The dreaded "it works if you don't run it" approach to software engineering that haunts code reviews everywhere!

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