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Content We will fix it in the next sprint Got pushed aside for more critical bugs it will be very easy to fix We are working on it

Content ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY PM GAVE TO ME 5 TINY BUGS, 4 LOGAJ LOGS 3 SLACK THREADS, 2 PULL REQUESTS AND A FEATURE CHANGE BEFORE CODE FREEZE

Content Microsoft's Blue Screen of Death is changing to black in Windows 11 The Black Screen of Death is here Your device ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then you can restart. 100 complete For more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit https:www.windows.comstopcode If you call a support person, give them this info. Stop code SESSION INITIALIZATION FAILED

Content Brenan Keller brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone. 1:21 PM 30 Nov 18 Q L

Content Users thinking it is safe to use the app Me fixing bugs on Production

Content mrsteinberg.com JANUARY 1, 2020 SOFTWARE TESTS ARE FOR MILLIONAIRES Until you are making a million a year in revenue, it is a waste of time to write tests. Your startup is going to change so much. Everything is so uncertain and failing. It makes no sense to do anything that does not directly impact revenue until you are making good money. Run though your servicesiteapp manually as a user sure. Fix the bugs that are worth fixing. You have years to refine your block of marble into David, for now just take out the big, easy chunks. Don't fall into a tech geek stereotype of always starting and never finishing. Claiming everything must be polished and tested and documented is the worst form of procrastination because it makes it sound important and a valuable use of your time. ProdrammerHumor.io