Fix This Function Again Please Now God Help Me

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Fix This Function Again Please Now God Help Me

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Remember when you joined that startup with the "fun culture" and "exciting codebase"? Six months of maintaining their spaghetti code built on vibes and Stack Overflow copypasta, and you're basically a walking advertisement for burnout. The transformation from bright-eyed developer to hollow-souled code zombie happens faster than you can say "technical debt." Your morning coffee has been replaced by pure desperation, and your Git commits now consist entirely of "please work" and "I don't know why this fixes it." Vibe coding: when documentation is just a cute suggestion and comments are for the weak.

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