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The evolution of developer excuses is truly magnificent. We went from "it works on my machine" (the universal get-out-of-jail-free card) to "it works on my container!" - which is basically the same excuse wearing a fancy DevOps hat. Notice how the developer on the right is smiling while delivering the exact same non-solution. That's the true innovation of DevOps - not solving problems, just feeling better about them while using trendier terminology. Congratulations, we've containerized our excuses. Ship it!

OH. MY. GOD. The horrifying revelation we all face eventually! 😱 After 15 years of searching through the ancient ruins of corporate codebases, our brave explorer discovers the REAL reason those nightmare legacy systems continue to haunt us. Not because they're "mission-critical" or "too complex to replace" - but because NOBODY CARED ABOUT CODE QUALITY FOR TWO DECADES! And the final twist of the knife? Those same code criminals are STILL EMPLOYED THERE, probably getting promoted while newer devs sob into their keyboards trying to decipher their unholy spaghetti monstrosities. The audacity! The betrayal! The complete lack of documentation! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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