Junior Shocked Senior Rocked At Every Intense Situation

Software development Murphy's law Production bugs Junior developer Demo day Senior developer App crashes

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Junior Shocked Senior Rocked At Every Intense Situation

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The classic demo day disaster! Junior devs having existential meltdowns while senior devs are just like "Ah yes, the demo monster strikes again." That terrifying moment when your perfectly working app decides to transform into a fire-breathing crash-beast right when all the important people are watching! Seniors have seen this movie before—they've developed that thousand-yard stare that says "I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed." Meanwhile juniors are discovering new levels of panic they didn't know existed. It's not a real product launch until something explodes spectacularly in front of the CEO!

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