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Ah, the classic refactoring fantasy vs reality! You start with spaghetti code (literally), dream of transforming it into this beautiful, organized spider web of elegant architecture... but end up with slightly different spaghetti that's maybe 2% better. It's like promising yourself you'll clean your entire room but just moving the pile of clothes from the chair to the bed. The refactoring illusion claims another victim! At least you can tell your team you "improved the codebase" while they squint really hard trying to spot the difference.

Software engineers: "Our UI is so intuitive, users don't need documentation!" The users: *sleeps on top of the dog house instead of inside it* The eternal gap between developer assumptions and user behavior is basically the entire field of UX research in one image. No matter how "obvious" your design is, someone will find a way to use it in ways you never imagined — like how users will paste formatted text into your carefully designed input fields and break your entire database. Fun fact: Microsoft once found that 90% of feature requests they received were for features that already existed. Users just couldn't find them!

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Content Have you ever seen code so bad it made you laugh? David Seidman, former Security Program Manager at Microsoft (2005-2016) Answered Feb 8 Upvoted by Aveesha Sharma, Masters of Science Software Engineering, Arizona State Univ... and Mandeep Kaur, MS Software Engineering, San Jose State University (2017) R. I was working for Microsoft's security incident response team investigating a vulnerability. We opened up the relevant file. It contained 10,000 lines of uncommented archaic C code. At the top was a single comment: This code has bugs. It did. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content 10:22 81 Products Q Log in Sign up 18 Are you sure the view gets populated by the container? I would suggest you to provide a callback for the RequestNavigate method, so you'll be able to track what happens with your view thru the NavigationResult regionManager.RequestNavigate "Window?" new Uri("View2", UriKind.Relative), (NavigationResult nr) var error nr.Error; var result nr. Result; put a breakpoint here and ch ) . Share Improve this answer Follow edited May 11, 2011 at 13:26 answered Mav 11. 2011 at 13:18 Shimmy Weitzhandler 103k 122 425 633 7 After 7 vears, and I'm thinking let's upvote this answer. Was simble and helped me tackle the issue easily, then I figure I'm the one who answered it... - Shimmy Weitzhandler Mar 4, 2018 at 11:08 Add a comment I have seen that if I imblement ConfirmNavigateRequest and do not call stackoverflow.com

The classic "{:companyName}" variable that never got replaced. Nothing says "our hiring system is as broken as our codebase" quite like template literals making it into production. Somewhere, a senior dev is having heart palpitations while the intern is wondering why everyone's staring at their Slack messages. The real job application here is for the debugging team that has to fix this mess before HR notices.