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Ah, the digital clock showing 9:77:58 – the perfect representation of what happens when you decide requirements are just "suggestions." This is basically what your code looks like when you decide that time constraints, logic, and basic physics are merely optional guidelines. Sure, there are only 60 minutes in an hour according to "conventional standards," but your code boldly asks: "Says who?" This is the same energy as returning a string when the function clearly asks for an integer. Revolutionary? Perhaps. Functional? Absolutely not. But hey, at least your code is consistent in its complete disregard for reality!

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When your algorithm skills are so bad, you take logarithmic problems and somehow turn them into cubic complexity nightmares. It's like having a superpower, but the worst one possible. Your brain is essentially an inefficiency generator that would make computer scientists weep. For the uninitiated: O(log(n)) represents highly efficient algorithms that barely break a sweat as inputs grow, while O(n³) is the computational equivalent of trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon. Congratulations on being a walking computational disaster!

The innocent question that breaks every developer's heart. "Is there documentation?" We all know the answer before it's even given. The silent embrace that follows is the universal symbol for "you're on your own, kid - just read the source code like the rest of us." That comforting hug isn't saying "it'll be okay" - it's saying "welcome to the wonderful world of guessing what the original programmer was thinking at 3AM after their sixth coffee."

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