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Content :931 ME, AN INTERN, UNABLE TO FIX A BUG MY SENTOR WHO ALSO HAS NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THE BUG, BUT IS COOLER

Einstein was onto something, but clearly wasn't a programmer. The universe and human stupidity? Sure. But WinRAR's trial period? That's just the tip of the iceberg! Let's not forget npm install times, Windows updates when you're in a hurry, and that one bug you "fixed" six months ago that mysteriously reappeared in production. The real theory of relativity is how 5 minutes of debugging feels like 5 hours, but 5 hours of coding feels like 5 minutes... until your code doesn't compile.

The eternal programmer struggle summed up perfectly! Our adventurer discovers the "scroll of truth" only to find out that MATLAB's bizarre 1-indexed arrays actually make mathematical sense. The immediate "NYEHHH" reaction and throwing the scroll away is every programmer who's been traumatized by switching between languages. Sure, it might make sense for math nerds, but try explaining that to my muscle memory after 10 years of array[0] . This is like finding out your arch-nemesis has a valid point - technically correct but I'll die on this zero-indexed hill anyway!

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Content Chri S cherrikissu Can websites please stop the trend of giving error messages that are like "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!" And just give me a fucking error code so I can try and fix it 31018, 12:27 PM

Content Ricky rickhanloni We don't need everyone to upgrade log4j, just enough for herd immunity to takeover 6:55 PM Dec 12, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 1,025 Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 5,119 Likes Ricky rickhanlonii Dec 12 Replying to rickhanlonii my repo my choice 3 tV 41 554 the squirrel in the tree ay A ( Dec 12 Replying to rickhanlonii do you really even know what's in those patches? could be worse than the actual vuln 9 4 17 21 377 ars Patch fixing critical Log4J 0-day has its own vulnerability that's under exploit If you've patched using Log4J 2.15.0, it's time to update again. Stat! by Dan Goodin - Dec 16, 2021 8:40am AEDT r Login to bookmark 10 Wikimedia CommonsAlex E. Promos Last Thursday, the world learned of an in-the-wild exploitation of a critical code-execution zero-day in Log4J, a logging utility used by just about every cloud service and enterprise network on the planet. Open- source developers quickly released an update that patched the flaw and urged all users to install it immediately. Now, researchers are reporting that there are at least two vulnerabilities in the patch, released as Log4J 2.15.0, and that attackers are actively exploiting one or both of them against real-world targets who have already applied the update. The researchers are urging