Junior Shocked Senior Rocked At Every Intense Situation

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal developer personality disorder on full display! One minute you're slapping together code like a toddler with Play-Doh—"it works, ship it!"—and the next you're possessed by some optimization demon, spending 17 hours shaving microseconds off a function nobody will ever notice. The duality is SENDING ME. One day you're writing spaghetti code that would make your CS professor weep, and the next you're crafting a masterpiece that could run on a calculator from 1997. There is NO in-between. We're either lazy geniuses or obsessive maniacs, and I'm exhausted just thinking about which one I'll be tomorrow morning.

Content OH! I FOUND A SMALL BUG IN STEVE'S PROJECT WHEN IS THE RIGHT TIME TO TELL HIM? STEVE STEVE, THERE IS A BUG, HERE CEO CLIENT Garabato kid

Content Richard Campbell richcampbell 24 Jul How's that API?

The pinnacle of software documentation right here. We spend eight years getting CS degrees just to write groundbreaking comments like "Open box before eating pizza" on our code. Nothing says "senior developer" quite like stating the painfully obvious while leaving the actual complex logic completely unexplained. The best part? Six months later, even YOU won't remember what that cryptic algorithm does, but at least you'll know when to open the pizza box. Pure documentation brilliance.

When your game code doubles as relationship management software. Apparently lunch with Fern warrants complete destruction, while Rhode gets the "Do Nothing" treatment. The comments asking "Have we already done this?" and "Who did we go to lunch with?" suggest this developer's memory is as reliable as their version control. Nothing says "professional game development" quite like using array indices to track your social life and enemies list. Somewhere, a code reviewer is quietly updating their resume.

Content DevOps Dan scripticles Schroedinger's code: it's only a bug if someone notices it programming Alberto Casas Ortiz Albert... 29 Nov 20 V Replying to scripticles and codeFlawCo And if the client notices it, it's a feature.