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The Great App Heist: Submit Today, Native Feature Tomorrow
Ios Apple Programming Frontend
8 days ago 72.3K views 0 shares
The Great App Heist: Submit Today, Native Feature Tomorrow
The classic Apple developer nightmare: spend months building a killer app, then watch Apple casually add it as a native feature in the next iOS update. Remember those flashlight apps that once dominated the App Store? Yeah, Apple just said "nice idea" and built it right into the OS. This is basically the Silicon Valley version of natural selection. Your brilliant startup idea is just one Apple keynote away from extinction. Submit your app today, see it in the next iOS release tomorrow! It's like feeding your code directly to the mothership and hoping they don't find it delicious enough to steal.

Vibe-Coded An App
Programming Webdev Android Ios Frontend
1 month ago 87.3K views 0 shares
Vibe-Coded An App
The eternal optimism of junior developers captured in perfect Buzz Lightyear form! Top panel shows the euphoric moment every coder experiences after a caffeine-fueled coding sprint: "I've created something revolutionary!" Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the harsh reality - your "groundbreaking" app is just one of thousands gathering digital dust in the app store wasteland. That "vibe-coding" approach (aka writing code based on vibes rather than architecture or planning) inevitably leads to the special kind of disappointment that comes when you realize your three-hour masterpiece isn't actually the next Uber. The app store doesn't care about your passion or how many energy drinks you consumed - it's where dreams and 10,000 nearly identical weather apps coexist in perfect anonymity.