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Clock, But It's Downloaded From App Store
Gamedev Android Ios Programming Frontend
2 days ago 145.6K views 1 shares
Clock, But It's Downloaded From App Store
Ah, the dystopian hellscape of modern app monetization! What you're seeing is the logical conclusion of product managers gone wild. A basic clock—literally the most fundamental utility since sundials—transformed into a gems-powered nightmare where you need to pay 500 gems to unlock the revolutionary feature of... *checks notes*... knowing what minute it is. Want to know if it's 10AM or 11AM? That'll be 1000 gems, please! The full package with all time-telling capabilities is just $19.99/month, because apparently even the concept of time itself is now a subscription service. This is basically what would happen if EA designed a clock instead of games.

I Wonder Why It's Perfect
Ios Android Programming Testing
3 days ago 91.3K views 0 shares
I Wonder Why It's Perfect
Nothing says "objective feedback" quite like giving yourself a 5-star review. The developer here has achieved the rare feat of being both his app's creator AND its biggest fan! Self-validation at its finest—because if you don't believe in your code, who will? The best part is the shameless confession: "I'm the author and I think it's a very good app." At least he's honest about his bias, which is more integrity than most git commits have. That perfect 5.0 rating is technically accurate when your sample size is... yourself.

It's Just Like Using Them On A Browser
Microsoft Webdev Windows Javascript Frontend
1 month ago 149.0K views 0 shares
It's Just Like Using Them On A Browser
Microsoft's grand app store strategy: wrap websites in a trenchcoat and call them native apps. The shocked cat perfectly represents devs discovering that Microsoft Store "apps" are just Chrome windows in disguise. Electron apps without the dignity of being upfront about it! The ultimate "we have native apps at home" moment. Next-level efficiency or peak laziness? The line between progressive web app and glorified bookmark continues to blur...

Works Locally (And Makes $70K)
Ios Apple Android Programming Debugging
2 months ago 359.2K views 0 shares
Works Locally (And Makes $70K)
The eternal developer mantra: "works on my machine!" taken to a profitable extreme. This dev made $70K from iOS users while Android folks contributed a whopping $47 because the payment button was broken. The best part? The classic response: "hm works locally. looking into this." Translation: "I'll fix it right after I finish counting all this Apple money."

Building An App Is So Easy
Ios Apple Android Programming Frontend
4 months ago 342.5K views 0 shares
Building An App Is So Easy
Oh honey, you thought developing the app was the hard part? SWEETIE, PLEASE! 💅 That's just the warm-up! You climb that mountain of code thinking you're about to plant your victory flag when SUDDENLY the terrain shifts and you're facing the FINAL BOSS: App Store Approval! It's like getting dressed for prom only to have your outfit rejected by the world's pickiest bouncer. "Your button is 2 pixels too blue, DENIED!" The emotional rollercoaster from "Almost done!" to "Oh yes!" to "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!" is the developer's equivalent of thinking you've finished a marathon only to discover you've actually signed up for an ultramarathon... through a volcano... while carrying your grandmother on your back.

When AI Thinks Your Complaints Are Features
AI Webdev Android Programming Frontend
4 months ago 224.2K views 0 shares
When AI Thinks Your Complaints Are Features
When your AI is so advanced it thinks user complaints are features. Google's app store listing proudly showcasing "Lack of dark theme" with 300+ users agreeing! Nothing says "we're listening to feedback" like algorithmically promoting the very thing people are begging you to fix. Classic tech company move—if enough people complain about something, just rebrand it as an intentional design choice. Next feature highlight: "Frustratingly inconsistent UI (500+ users love this!)"

The Great App Heist: Submit Today, Native Feature Tomorrow
Ios Apple Programming Frontend
6 months ago 205.8K views 0 shares
The Great App Heist: Submit Today, Native Feature Tomorrow
The classic Apple developer nightmare: spend months building a killer app, then watch Apple casually add it as a native feature in the next iOS update. Remember those flashlight apps that once dominated the App Store? Yeah, Apple just said "nice idea" and built it right into the OS. This is basically the Silicon Valley version of natural selection. Your brilliant startup idea is just one Apple keynote away from extinction. Submit your app today, see it in the next iOS release tomorrow! It's like feeding your code directly to the mothership and hoping they don't find it delicious enough to steal.

Vibe-Coded An App
Programming Webdev Android Ios Frontend
8 months ago 185.3K views 0 shares
Vibe-Coded An App
The eternal optimism of junior developers captured in perfect Buzz Lightyear form! Top panel shows the euphoric moment every coder experiences after a caffeine-fueled coding sprint: "I've created something revolutionary!" Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the harsh reality - your "groundbreaking" app is just one of thousands gathering digital dust in the app store wasteland. That "vibe-coding" approach (aka writing code based on vibes rather than architecture or planning) inevitably leads to the special kind of disappointment that comes when you realize your three-hour masterpiece isn't actually the next Uber. The app store doesn't care about your passion or how many energy drinks you consumed - it's where dreams and 10,000 nearly identical weather apps coexist in perfect anonymity.