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The classic catch-22 of programming: can't format the code because of a missing bracket, can't find the missing bracket because the code isn't formatted. Just another day in paradise where your IDE screams at you while you stare at 500 lines wondering if it's a curly brace, parenthesis, or square bracket that's causing your existential crisis. The compiler knows exactly where it is but chooses violence with messages like "unexpected EOF" instead of "hey dummy, line 42."

Ah, the classic self-inflicted trolley problem! The code was working perfectly fine, but you just had to make it "cleaner" and "more elegant." Now you're frantically Slack messaging the team at 11 PM while production burns down. It's that special kind of self-destructive genius where you convince yourself that your unnecessary abstraction is somehow saving the codebase, right before you heroically break everything that was working. The philosophical trolley problem, but make it stupid - nobody was in danger until you decided to play code architect. Next time just write a comment and walk away. Trust me.

The galaxy brain approach to coding: why bother with a handful of dynamic variables when you can create a magnificent constellation of magic numbers? Nothing says "I trust my future self" quite like hardcoding 50 constants instead of using meaningful variables that might actually explain what your code does. The real 200 IQ move is creating a codebase so rigid that when requirements change (and they always change), you get to play the exciting game of "find and replace across 47 files." Bonus points if you name them all var1 through var50 !

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