I Suffered A 'Guid' Collision 20 Minutes Ago

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I Suffered A 'Guid' Collision 20 Minutes Ago

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The developer who claimed they suffered a GUID collision is basically saying they witnessed a unicorn riding a dragon. GUIDs (Globally Unique Identifiers) are designed to be practically collision-proof with odds around 1 in 2^122. The error message shows the real culprit: they're just trying to add the same key twice to a collection. It's like telling your friends you saw Bigfoot when you actually just tripped over your own shoelaces. Nice try blaming the universe's randomness for what's clearly a coding mistake!

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