I Suffered A 'Guid' Collision 20 Minutes Ago

Content PYTHON ERRORS C ERRORS Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. You fucking donkev.

Ah, the beautiful delusion of Day 1. "I'll quickly get up and running..." they say, right before meeting the crimson wall of dependency hell. What they don't tell you in the interview is that your first two weeks will be spent wrestling with environment setup, missing packages, incompatible versions, and permission errors that make you question your career choices. The real coding challenge isn't algorithms—it's getting your development environment to stop screaming at you in angry red text. By the time you actually write your first line of production code, you'll have aged approximately 7 years.

Content Hearing guildies over discord on how happy they would be with 30kyear in health sector while i get paid 115k to fix bugs

Content Is 400 a lot? Depends on the context Warnings? No Errors? Yes

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of web development in one screenshot! 😱 Someone's complaining about their fancy browser dev tools being unstable while the reply is DESPERATELY trying to figure out how to do the most BASIC element inspection in Chrome! It's like watching someone whine about their Ferrari's cup holder while the other person can't figure out how to start their Toyota! THE IRONY IS TOO MUCH! Chrome DevTools literally has a massive inspect button right there in plain sight, but sure, let's blame the "unstable" alternative! This is the digital equivalent of having a lighthouse and still sailing into rocks!

Content Write code The tests fail Write more tests to narrow down the problem Write tests The tests fail pass The bug was in the test