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Is The Universe Sending Me Signs?

Is The Universe Sending Me Signs?
When the universe conspires to improve your security posture with a license plate that reads "USE MFA"! This is what happens when your IT security admin gets a new car. Somewhere, a hacker just shed a single tear seeing this rolling PSA about Multi-Factor Authentication. The only thing that would make this better is if the car alarm requires two separate keys and a fingerprint scan. I bet this person's home WiFi password is 64 random characters, and they judge you silently for using your pet's name followed by '123'.

The Shortest Path To Show Off Your Nerd Cred

The Shortest Path To Show Off Your Nerd Cred
OH. MY. ALGORITHM. Someone actually found the mythical O(1) vehicle! That license plate "DJKSTRA" on a sleek red Mazda is the ULTIMATE flex in computer science. Imagine cruising through traffic while your car literally advertises that you've mastered the shortest path algorithm! 💀 This car doesn't just get you from point A to point B—it calculates the ABSOLUTE MOST EFFICIENT ROUTE while judging every GPS that dares suggest otherwise. The owner probably parks diagonally across four spaces because "it's technically optimal given the constraints of the parking lot."

The Null Pointer Express

The Null Pointer Express
When your variable naming skills follow you into real life. The license plate "NULLPTR" is the perfect way to announce that you're simultaneously a C++ developer and completely empty inside. Probably spends weekends dereferencing null pointers and wondering why everything crashes.