How We Used To Code Before AI

Oh, the sweet nostalgia of copy-pasting code from your old projects! You'd think "I'm a genius, I'll just reuse this masterpiece from six months ago" and then BAM—you're drowning in a sea of dependency conflicts, deprecated functions, and variable names that made sense in 2019 but now read like ancient hieroglyphics. That "quick 5-minute task" just turned into a three-hour debugging marathon where you're questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. The code you thought was your lifeboat? Yeah, it's actually an anchor dragging you straight to the ocean floor of despair. At least with AI hallucinations, you can blame the robot instead of past-you!