Hot Fix Of A Production Bug

When production is burning and your manager is breathing down your neck, you don't have TIME for elegant solutions, Karen! Just slap that scooter wheel on the bicycle and call it a day. Sure, it's a Frankenstein's monster of transportation that violates every principle of good engineering, but IT WORKS (kind of). The front wheel is missing? No problem! Just duct tape whatever you can find and push to prod before anyone notices. Will it come back to haunt you during the next sprint? Absolutely. Will future you curse present you for this abomination? Without a doubt. But right now, the servers are on fire and this beautiful disaster is shipping in 5 minutes. Code review? We don't do that here.