It Feels Like The Tests Are Mocking Me

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The ABSOLUTE HORROR of knowing exactly what's causing that production bug, but your senior dev refuses to believe you! 😱 There you are, SCREAMING internally while they waste three hours investigating every other possibility under the sun. Meanwhile, those multi-threading race conditions are LITERALLY dancing the macarena in your codebase, mocking your very existence! But heaven forbid you push too hard - suddenly YOU'RE the dramatic one! The sheer AUDACITY of having to sit there, watching the debugging equivalent of someone looking for their glasses WHILE WEARING THEM!

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When your IDE asks if you want to "Apply Code Changes" in the middle of debugging and shows up like a shady character in a hood... hard pass. Nothing says "I'm about to wreck your entire codebase" quite like mysterious prompts appearing when you're already knee-deep in a bug hunt. That little dialog box might as well say "Would you like me to introduce 17 new bugs while fixing none of your current ones?" The Flash is all of us - immediately rejecting that nonsense with zero hesitation.