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Content How it feels like when you write the cleanest code the company has seen in recent days with minimal debugging

Content Have you ever seen code so bad it made you laugh? David Seidman, former Security Program Manager at Microsoft (2005-2016) Answered Feb 8 Upvoted by Aveesha Sharma, Masters of Science Software Engineering, Arizona State Univ... and Mandeep Kaur, MS Software Engineering, San Jose State University (2017) R. I was working for Microsoft's security incident response team investigating a vulnerability. We opened up the relevant file. It contained 10,000 lines of uncommented archaic C code. At the top was a single comment: This code has bugs. It did. ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content COMPILING PROGRAM FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER CODING SECOND YEAR HMM. .7 ERRORS 13 WARNINGS?? SOMETHING'S WRONG!! FINAL YEAR WHAT?? O ERRORS 6 O WARNINGS?? SOMETHING'S DEFINITELY WRONG! PI

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