From Rubber Ducks To Robot Overlords

Content When you are debugging code, but it doesn't even hit the breakpoint I was not expecting that. But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count.

That proud moment when you're showing off your janky code that somehow passes all the tests despite being held together with duct tape and prayers. "It ain't much and it doesn't work" is basically the unofficial motto of every production codebase I've ever maintained. The farmer's honest simplicity perfectly captures that mix of shame and weird pride when you know your solution is terrible but hey—it shipped on time!

Content Me: having back pain and I don't know why Also me when debugging ProgrammerHumor.

Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K

Content Debugging code I didn't write THE FUCK IS THAT THE FUCK IS THIS

The brutal truth of how different developers handle bugs in their natural habitat: JavaScript devs: Just set everything on fire, copy-paste Stack Overflow, and limp onward with bandaged arms. Backend devs: Channel their inner Batman to hunt down the responsible developer. No mercy. Web devs: Accidentally release bugs, make them worse by trying to fix them, then finally remember they have sudo powers. Tech support: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The ancient incantation that turns problems into product specifications. QA: Can't find bugs? Break everything and walk away. Job description: professional chaos agent. C++ devs: When all else fails, nuclear option. rm -rf and pray to the compiler gods.