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The ultimate developer survival kit: PHP programming book + bleach. Because after writing PHP code, you'll either want to sanitize your inputs or your eyeballs. Amazon's algorithm knows exactly what you need after a day of wrestling with string concatenation and undefined variables. At least the bleach gives you options – clean your keyboard of shame or drink away the memory of that spaghetti code you just committed to production. $42.50 seems like a small price to pay for both therapy and technical documentation.

The classic "monkey puppet" meme perfectly captures the thousand-yard stare of veteran programmers when someone claims "you don't need to be a programmer to write software." That statement might sound innocent to the uninitiated, but anyone who survived Visual Basic, FrontPage, and Dreamweaver in the 90s knows the horror that follows. Sure, drag-and-drop interfaces made software "accessible" – right until you had to debug the absolute nightmare of auto-generated code that looked like it was written by a caffeinated toddler with a keyboard. The right panel showing ancient UI builder software is giving me flashbacks I didn't consent to.

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Content Backend Software Develo... D-Orbit Lisboa, Portugal in Candidatura simplificada Salvar Qualifications and Requirements Strong experience in Python programming (at least 3 years): Knowledge of asynchronous programming: Strong knowledge about Pythons' unit testing frameworks (preferably pytest); Experience in the use of Cython library for generation of python extensions; Strong experience in Java programming (preferable experience in Kotlin): Experience in maintaining Java based web applications: Strong experience in C programming; Strong experience in the use and design of REST APIs; Strong experience on event-driven architectures (pubsub pattern); Strong familiarity with Git distributed version control system; Strong experience of the use of commandline of the Linux based operating systems; Strong experience in debugging distributed applications potentially running in remote environments: Experience in agile development methodologies (e.g.. Scrum, TDD); Experience with applications that handle large datasets: Experience in implementing caching mechanisms (i.e., using Redis); Experience in NoSQL databases such as Cassandra and Redis; Experience in relational databases, namely PostgreSQL: Experience using Kafka, MQTT and Redis as message brokers: Experience in cloud-based environments, namely AWS; Experience in the definition and use of Docker containers; Experience in orchestration of docker containerized microservices using Kubernetes; Some experience in working under DevOps oriented methodologies: Pipeline definition: Test execution automation; Some experience in web application development using the microservices architectural paradigm; Experience in designing web-based applications considering the need for scalability, reliability and security; Experience with Jira framework: Experience of bash shell scripting; Experience in JavaScriptTypescript: Experience in authentication and authorization mechanisms; Experience with event bus technologies (e.g., Kafka);

Content Re: Regression - prockmsg does not ... From Jukka Ollila Greg KH Jukka Ollila Alan Cox Linus Torvalds Tallen Allie. Sent On Jul 6, 2012 10:45 am Jul 6, 2012 10:54 am Jul 6, 2012 11:45 am Jul 6, 2012 12:34 pm Jul 6, 2012 1:30 pm 1ul a 3019 2.05 nm Subject: Re: Regression - prockmsg does not (always) block for 1-byte reads From: Linus Torvalds (torvlinux-foundation.org) Date: Jul 6, 2012 1:30:01 pm List: org. kernel. vger.linux-kernel Kay, this needs to be fixed. Suggested fix: just use the 'seg printf0' interfaces, which do the proper buffering, and allow any size reads of various packetized data. Of course, I'd also suggest that whoever was the genius who thought it was a good idea to read things ONE FCKING BYTE AT A TIME with system calls for each byte should be retroactively aborted. Who the fck does idiotic things like that? How did they noty die as babies, considering that they were likely too stupid to find a tit to suck on? Linus

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of software development captured in two cat photos! On the left, the carefree feline living its best life, tail raised in blissful ignorance, eyes WIDE with possibility! On the right? The SAME cat, but its soul has been CRUSHED by the corporate machine forcing it to write unit tests. The light in its eyes? GONE. The playful spirit? VANQUISHED. The transformation from "born to dilly dally" to "forced to write unit tests" is the most DEVASTATING character arc since Darth Vader. This is what happens when management decides code coverage is more important than your will to live!