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THE SKULL AND GEAR OF DOOM! 💀⚙️ That IT Support vest is basically advertising "I'm the grim reaper of your technical nightmares!" When the guy with THIS logo shows up, your computer isn't just broken—it's having an existential crisis! Your data isn't just corrupted—it's been dragged to the digital underworld! Your network isn't just down—it's being tortured in techno-hell! And yet we still expect these harbingers of digital doom to fix everything with a smile while we ask "have you tried turning it off and on again?" for the billionth time. The skull doesn't represent what they'll do to your computer—it represents their slowly dying soul after explaining to Karen from accounting that no, her coffee cup holder isn't broken, THAT'S A DVD DRIVE!

The initial joy of getting 10,000 lines of AI-generated code in minutes quickly transforms into the crushing reality of what comes next. That smiling face knows what's coming - endless refactoring sessions, security vulnerability patches, and explaining to management why that "instant solution" needs two years of cleanup. It's the coding equivalent of ordering fast food and then dealing with indigestion for days. The technical debt interest rate is brutal, and Hide-the-Pain Harold knows it!

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The hill I'll die on: self-proclaimed "vibe coders" who just copy-paste from Stack Overflow without understanding the fundamentals are the tech equivalent of people who put "school of hard knocks" on their LinkedIn. These are the same folks who call a function 27 times in a loop because they don't know what a parameter is, then wonder why their app crashes when more than three users log in simultaneously. Sure, anyone can make blinking LEDs with ChatGPT nowadays, but when your production server catches fire at 2AM, no amount of ~aesthetic~ VS Code themes will save you.

Just as vampires hiss at sunlight and Superman cowers from kryptonite, programmers recoil in horror at light-themed IDEs. The natural enemy of any self-respecting developer isn't deadlines or legacy code—it's that blinding white background burning retinas at 2 AM. Dark mode isn't a preference, it's a survival mechanism. Your corneas will thank you, and somehow your code might contain fewer bugs too... because science.