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Debugging Programming Testing

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Debug Session Be Like

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You start the day with such optimism. "Just a quick fix," you tell yourself, coffee in hand, ready to squash that little bug. Fast forward a few hours and your workspace looks like a crime scene—broken monitors, chair flipped, desk in shambles, and you're curled up in the fetal position questioning your career choices. The best part? The bug is still there, watching you suffer. Turns out that "simple fix" was actually a load-bearing bug holding your entire codebase together.

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