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When the 22-year-old intern suggests we should "vibe code" instead of writing proper documentation and tests. Listen kid, I've been debugging spaghetti code since before you were born. I've seen codebases that would make you cry. There's no "vibing" in production—only tears, caffeine, and Stack Overflow. The only thing "vibrating" here is my patience as it rapidly approaches zero.

Content NAUHILIAN BUZZFEEb Are you going to sleep? Yes I am. Now shut up. We're bunch of webdevs who hate stackoverflow and rely on it, how come we're not trying to replace it? Proarammer-umor.

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Content How almost every Stack Overflow question looks to me How do I do this thing? I'm not aware of how to use Google, how do I do this basic thing in Language X? 43 coding question share improve this question 4 edited Apr 2'12 at 8:13 1 Grammar Nazi 2.5M 739 70 5 Answers Lazy but functional answer with no extensibility 12 share improve this answer asked Feb 1 '10 at 16:27 133720 Er 2010306 active oldest votes answered Feb 1 '10 at 16:30 - Joe the Coder : 1,230 3 14 25 That's perfect! I'm never checking back here again! - 13370r Feb 1'10 at 16:42 A lot of people think you should do it in a lazy way, however in the long run it will help you if you read this 248 well eloquent wall of text that acutely describes problems you will inevitably face but not take the time to read about here; enjoy these code samples and illustrations I pulled from thin air anyway! share improve this answer answered Feb 1 '10 at 16:30 WTF look at my points 34M 400 150 60 The official way to do this is link. share improve this answer 18 answered Feb 1'10 at 16:29 Professional Coder 5.241 0224 63 Uh.. No thanks, this is too hard. Can you give me an example of how my code should look when complete? - 1337z0 Feb 1 '10 at 16:41 1 agree tagged coding 155474 question 37256 asked 3 years ago viewed 43962 times active 1 month ago Community Bulletin event Microsoft can help you port your app to Windows 8 - win prizes with Apptivate! - now through June 7 Work. From Home. If you are a dogs ..ill CAREERS 2.0 ...Ill CAREERS 2.0 There really are jobs for coders available! Not for you though. Kiersted Systems Houston, TX relocation Highly paid, competitive benefits; that one language you didnt learn.

Ah, the classic StackOverflow NaN test debate! Someone wrote a beautifully elegant isNaN() function that simply checks if a number isn't equal to itself ( num != num ), which is actually brilliant because that's the only time equality fails in JavaScript/Python. But then some principled developer comes along and declares it "prohibited witchcraft" despite admitting it works perfectly. This is coding purity culture at its finest. "Yes, your three-line solution works flawlessly, but I'm morally obligated to insist you use the official 50-line implementation with seventeen edge cases instead." The real witchcraft is how StackOverflow manages to turn elegant solutions into religious debates since 2009.

Content I want to sort a list alphabetically while also retaining the number ordering (1 2 10). How would I do this in Python? You shouldn't use Python for this. Okay what would you suggest I use instead? S That's a stupid question. I managed to solve this (see the image.png for how), but I ran into another issue. I'm reading files from a folder. I did find out how to make sure the file exist like below: from pathlib import Path file Path("pathtofile") if file.isfile: File exists But how do I make sure the files are not corrupted? This question has already been asked. That duplicate question wasn't really related to this problem and it wasn't even in Python. In the end I decided to just check for the corrupted files manually. New problem: I want to add timestamps (current time) to the output files, but I can't get it to work consistently if some users are in different timezones. Is there someway to unify the output so timezone has no effect on the result? You should never do that. That's just stupid.