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Ah, using regex to find prime numbers—the computational equivalent of performing brain surgery with a chainsaw. That expression isn't finding primes; it's summoning demons from the seventh circle of debugging hell. The look of pure madness on his face says it all: "I've stared into the regex abyss, and it winked back at me." Next time, just use the Sieve of Eratosthenes like a normal person instead of writing cryptic symbols that would make even Cthulhu say "that's a bit much."

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Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World"

Ah yes, because every developer's first instinct when seeing "NASA needs to establish lunar time" is thinking: "Finally! A chance to implement datetime.moon and watch it break absolutely everything!" Just imagine the Stack Overflow questions: "Why is my lunar microservice 2.8 seconds behind Earth production?" or "Help! My app shows different times depending on which side of the moon the user is on!" The real fun begins when some junior dev accidentally uses lunar timestamps for Earth transactions and suddenly everyone's Prime delivery is scheduled to arrive in 29.5 Earth days. Classic.

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The initial joy of getting 10,000 lines of AI-generated code in minutes quickly transforms into the crushing reality of what comes next. That smiling face knows what's coming - endless refactoring sessions, security vulnerability patches, and explaining to management why that "instant solution" needs two years of cleanup. It's the coding equivalent of ordering fast food and then dealing with indigestion for days. The technical debt interest rate is brutal, and Hide-the-Pain Harold knows it!