Stop Selling We Already Bought It

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Stop Selling We Already Bought It

dev-tools-memes, management-memes, developers-memes, sales-pitch-memes, tutorials-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic corporate bait and switch. Management (excited German Shepherd) buys some shiny new dev tool after a slick demo, while the developer (unimpressed cat) sits through what was promised as a "tutorial" but is actually just 45 minutes of marketing fluff about features they'll never implement. The cat's dead-inside expression perfectly captures that moment when you realize you've wasted an hour of your life watching someone click through pre-built examples while explaining absolutely nothing of technical value.

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