Finally Finding Your Stupidity After Hours Of Debugging

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Finally Finding Your Stupidity After Hours Of Debugging

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That GLORIOUS moment when you realize the bug that's been haunting your existence for SEVEN STRAIGHT HOURS was just a missing semicolon! Your bloodshot eyes, your trembling hands, your deteriorating sanity—all because you couldn't be bothered to type ONE. TINY. CHARACTER. The absolute AUDACITY of your brain to overlook something so microscopic while you rewrote entire functions and questioned your career choices! And the worst part? The sheer ECSTASY you feel when you find it, like you've solved the mysteries of the universe, when really you've just proven you're exactly the disaster everyone suspected!

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