Finally Finding Your Stupidity After Hours Of Debugging

Content WHO WOULD WIN? Start SineWave.c X BSP.c X Global Data Nam Sine Sine 1 Sine2 Global Data Value 0x81 OXEC 0x10 Local De 0; 6661: 13321; Flio; or (ill; Sine2 Sj Vector 121; 10 (10 1) 2000; 11 (11 1) 2000; 12 (12 2000; 13 (13 B Disassembly 08000300 6001 0800030E 4824 08000310 6800 08000312 1040 Registers Name Value RO 0x200007DC R1 0x200007D8 R2 0x00000000 R3 0x000003E8 R4 OxCCCC0004 R5 OxCCCC0005 System. out .printIn("One printy boi"); LDR LDR ADD RO, R1 -A. PC, 0x901 RO 1 An advanced, fully-engineered debugger in which you can analyze memory locations, step through a program and execute individual instructions, and even modify the program state while running

Oh. My. CODE. This is the ULTIMATE developer torture chamber! 🔥 You're LITERALLY TRAPPED in a sterile white room until ALL your unit tests pass?! The sheer AUDACITY! And that bottom caption - "agile was only ever gonna work in a world of magical girls" - is sending me into orbit! 💀 Because let's be honest, your sprint planning meetings would be SO MUCH BETTER with transformation sequences and special powers instead of Dave from backend complaining about story points for the 47th time. The "S/M" in the title isn't just Scrum Master - it's the sadomasochistic relationship we ALL have with our test suites! Embrace the pain, darlings!

Content Every company legacy code: Perpetual stew is a stew containing whatever is on hand and added to as needed. Constantly kept above the "danger zone", it can be in the same pot for years if always above 140f, creating a perpetual cycle of adding and removing from it. It was often a staple of medieval inn meals. KAPWING

Content Me fixing my code Me fixing my real life problems

Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched , configure and make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-lib-2.0. Turns out cmalw-1ib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under birfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

The classic interview trap: "Can you work under pressure?" Sure, you say with a smile, blissfully unaware of the apocalyptic codebase awaiting you. Fast-forward three months and you're a shell of your former self, surviving on caffeine and Stack Overflow prayers, debugging legacy code written by someone who clearly hated humanity. The transformation from optimistic candidate to battle-scarred veteran is complete. Your IDE has seen things no debugger should ever witness.