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The Ultimate Career Prank

The Ultimate Career Prank
Nothing says "career optimization" quite like spending your entire youth mastering skills that become obsolete the moment ChatGPT learns to write a for-loop. The education system really nailed that return on investment. Somewhere, a CS professor is updating their syllabus to include "How to Convince AI You're Still Useful 101."

Programming Is...

Programming Is...
The perfect definition doesn't exi-- Welcome to the twilight zone of software development, where you've read 37 Stack Overflow posts, watched 14 YouTube tutorials, and somehow your code still fails spectacularly for reasons beyond mortal comprehension. That magical moment when you remove a semicolon and suddenly everything works? Pure sorcery. The next day you'll add that same semicolon back because now the code doesn't work without it. Computer science degrees should come with a free therapy session voucher. "Nothing works and we don't know why" isn't just a punchline—it's our daily standup meeting.

Finally Finding Your Stupidity After Hours Of Debugging

Finally Finding Your Stupidity After Hours Of Debugging
That GLORIOUS moment when you realize the bug that's been haunting your existence for SEVEN STRAIGHT HOURS was just a missing semicolon! Your bloodshot eyes, your trembling hands, your deteriorating sanity—all because you couldn't be bothered to type ONE. TINY. CHARACTER. The absolute AUDACITY of your brain to overlook something so microscopic while you rewrote entire functions and questioned your career choices! And the worst part? The sheer ECSTASY you feel when you find it, like you've solved the mysteries of the universe, when really you've just proven you're exactly the disaster everyone suspected!