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That moment when you connect to production instead of staging and run your DELETE query without a WHERE clause. First comes panic, then comes the twisted acceptance that you've just created tomorrow's emergency meeting. Eight million rows gone and somehow you're sitting there with a smile because hey – at least the query was efficient! Nothing quite says "senior developer" like the calm that comes after realizing you've achieved catastrophic success.

Content Tornado - Torrent Search En... Details What's new Smart Search Feature added Additional indexers added for more search results Torrent sorting and favorite function added Major bugs fixed Added more bugs to fix later

Content inigo quilez iquilezles - 3h Planck constant of software development, the smallest measurable amount of coding effort, is 15 minutes. 17 21 50 Tom Forsyth tom forsyth Follow iquilezles Heisenberg principle: you can make something in a known amount of time, or you can make it bug-free, but you can't do both. RETWEETS 8 LIKES 25

Content Vishal y VishalMalvi My code never has bugs. It just develops random unexpected features.

Content Joanna Stern JoannaStern Since the iPhone 14 went on sale, the 911 dispatch center near Kings Island amusement park has received at least six phones calls saying: "The owner of this iPhone was in a severe car crash.. Except, the owner was just on a roller coaster.

Content When you finally find the whitespace character causing your error Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt