Error Messages When You Are Bored

The PEAK of software engineering, ladies and gentlemen! When developers get bored, they don't just fix bugs—they create error messages that scream existential crisis! "it broke" is the software equivalent of a teenager shrugging when asked why they didn't do their homework. No stack trace, no error code, no suggestions—just the raw, unfiltered truth that something has catastrophically failed while you were trying to order your Carnival Steak. The developer probably spent 6 hours implementing complex payment processing algorithms but couldn't be bothered to write more than two words when the whole thing imploded. This is what happens when the debugging budget runs out but the coffee supply doesn't!