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Content Tweet FrontEnd Dude, frontenddude Did you see the spacex and NASA Dragon launch? Want to know something amazing? The screens inside are run on Chromium and javascript c Imagine a TypeError showing up in space 100DaysOfCode CodeNewbies javascript learn frontend programming amazing coding

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Content HaHa says: July 8, 2022 at 3:56 pm Javascript? Just nuke it from orbit. It has one purpose: When applying for a SE job ask 'What server side Javascript do you run?' If the answer isn't something along the lines of 'None, are you insane?', run away. Terminate the interview right there and leave. You don't want to work for those twits. Javascript could compile to the tightest machine code on earth and it's ecosystem would still suck big wet donkey balls. It's where all the worst coders have spent the last 20 years on the most monumental steaming pile, ever. Javascript outside the browser is a tell, like someone who drives a French car. No fixing that level of stupid. Wish them 'Better luck next reincarnation' and never look back. Reply Report comment

Who needs relationship dopamine when you can experience the pure ecstasy of closing 100 Chrome tabs after a 14-hour debugging marathon? That moment when you've finally conquered that elusive bug that had you questioning your career choices, and you get to perform the sacred ritual of tab cleansing... It's basically the programmer's equivalent of crossing the finish line at the Olympics, except your medal is just more RAM and the ability to hear your laptop fan stop screaming.

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