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The most magnificent lie in gaming history. That disclaimer about "no programmers' bug count records were harmed" is the digital equivalent of finding a unicorn riding a rainbow. Anyone who's shipped software knows the truth—programmers were absolutely sacrificed on the altar of deadlines, their souls crushed under the weight of 3,427 Jira tickets labeled "critical." Their bug count records weren't just harmed—they were utterly obliterated, along with their sleep schedules, social lives, and will to remember what sunlight looks like. The gaming industry's version of "we value work-life balance" is just telling developers they can sleep when they're dead... or after the day-one patch ships. Whichever comes first.

The secret training program for software bugs has finally been exposed! First, they learn basic arithmetic (and get it completely wrong). Then they master advanced math (still catastrophically incorrect). Finally, the graduation ceremony where they receive their mission: infiltrate our code and drive developers to the brink of insanity. It's like a glimpse into the conspiracy we've always suspected—bugs aren't random accidents, they're meticulously trained agents of chaos with a vendetta against clean code. The most terrifying part? Their wrong answers aren't even consistently wrong—they're unpredictably, maliciously wrong, just like in production environments!

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Just like the sign says, the sidewalk ends... and so does your understanding of the codebase after the senior dev who wrote it quits without documentation. One minute you're walking confidently through clean code, the next you're staring at a concrete slab with nowhere to go except into the weeds of legacy code. That feeling when the tutorial ends and you have to figure out the rest yourself. Welcome to real-world development, kid!