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Ah, the browser engine family portrait! Two fierce, intimidating dragons (Chromium and Gecko) looking ready to burn your CPU to ashes, and then there's Apple's WebKit... the derpy cousin with its tongue hanging out who still can't figure out how to implement basic web standards from 2015. Frontend developers have nightmares about Safari the same way they used to about IE. "But it works in EVERY browser!" *tests in Safari* "...except that one." Nothing says "I hate web developers" quite like forcing your proprietary browser engine on the entire iOS ecosystem while it struggles with features Chrome and Firefox implemented during the Obama administration. The circle of life: Internet Explorer dies, Safari steps up to become the new browser that makes developers question their career choices.

Ah, the rare recursive error—when your error handler fails to handle itself! Instead of actual error messages, we're looking at the placeholder variables that should've been replaced with real content. It's like the app's exception handler threw an exception, then that exception handler also crashed. The digital equivalent of a fire truck catching fire on the way to put out a fire. Somewhere, a developer is frantically searching Stack Overflow for "how to debug the debugger" while questioning their career choices.

The duality of AI code reviews. Non-technical folks see a magical solution that writes perfect code while senior devs spot the nested callbacks, security vulnerabilities, and performance nightmares lurking beneath the surface. It's like watching someone admire a beautifully painted house without noticing it's built on quicksand. The hallucinated documentation is just the cherry on top of this algorithmic disaster cake.

Content Fixing errors in your C program all night and it's still full of errors but you have to turn something in. made this one with my tears.

Content While you're in there getting the tumor, just fix up my nose and put in some breast implants. I can't pay you for it, but I promise to show all my friends and it will look great in your portfolio. WHAT IF: DOCTORS WERE TREATED LIKE WEB DEVELOPERS?