Coding On A Team Be Like

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Coding On A Team Be Like

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When you write code, it's all stars and stripes and freedom – "MY code, MY creation!" But the moment it breaks and someone else has to fix it? Suddenly it's "OUR bug, comrade!" The capitalist-to-communist pipeline happens at lightning speed when responsibility for broken code comes knocking. Nothing turns a code ownership individualist into a sharing collectivist faster than a production outage at 3 AM.

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