Right The First Time

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Programming Debugging

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Right The First Time

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Contestant: "I'll take 'Programming Meth ODs' for $200, Alex."

Alex: "That's 'Programming Methods.'"

Look, we've all been coding at 3 AM, eyes bloodshot, downing our 8th energy drink while debugging that one function that should work but doesn't. The line between methodical programming and substance-fueled coding frenzy gets dangerously thin.

The only difference between a proper programming method and a programming meth OD is about 48 hours without sleep and the conviction that your horrible spaghetti code is actually a stroke of genius. If your IDE starts talking back to you, it might be time for a nap.

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