One Character Away From Disaster

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22 days ago 181,203 views 3 shares

One Character Away From Disaster

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That one-character difference between "deploy" and "destroy" is why senior devs develop eye twitches. John's casual "Good morning, I'm about to destroy the backend and DB" message is the stuff of DevOps nightmares. Even after the desperate calls and pleas, notice how the team member is basically begging John to take a vacation rather than touch anything. When your colleagues would rather pay you to stay home than let you near the codebase, you've achieved a special kind of reputation. The prayer hands emoji is just the universal symbol for "please God don't let this person near our production environment."

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