It Works On My Machine: The Universal Developer Lie

Content How people think they get hacked How they really get hacked if you had to marry your spouse where vou mot them, where would your wodding have been? How far away do you live from the place you were born? The car you passed your drivers test in was a Your porn name, is your middle name, and the first car you had. Asking where you'd get married NAME A SONG again is like asking where you met. A 'porn name' that exposes your middle name AND a stree you grew up on are TWO piec of info that people need. STOP. THINK. DO NOT SHARE INFO. THAT TAKES YOU BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL

HOLD THE PHONE! This developer just committed the ULTIMATE crime against humanity! Adding a 5% chance of random errors in a library?! That's not coding, that's PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE! 💀 Imagine spending 6 hours debugging only to discover your error is literally a RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR deciding your fate. It's like the software equivalent of stepping on LEGO - completely unexpected and absolutely excruciating. And then obfuscating the code?! That's not just evil, that's supervillain-level diabolical. Other developers aren't just contemplating the noose, they're BOOKING THERAPY SESSIONS IN ADVANCE!

The FOUR STAGES OF API HELL, darling! 💀 First, you're ECSTATIC because you got a 200 response! You're practically throwing a parade for yourself! 🎉 Then the BETRAYAL hits - call actually failed but they had the AUDACITY to send a 200 with an exception stack trace buried in the response! The DRAMA! 😱 Next, you're playing detective with ZERO documentation, squinting at your screen like you're trying to decode ancient hieroglyphics! Sherlock Holmes could NEVER! 🔍 And finally, the ultimate insult - having to include the framework in your request body AS A HEADER?! What kind of sadistic monster designed this API? I can't even! This is why developers drink! 🍸

Content SOFTWARE ENGINEER: CAN YOU SOLVE COMPLEX PRODUCTION ISSUES? DEVIN: CAN YOUP

Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K

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