It Works On My Machine: The Universal Developer Lie

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Student: "Is it alright if we memory leak but get the correct answer in our pseudo code?" Instructor: "I have no idea what this question means." The beautiful moment when you've ascended to such a level of programming confusion that even your instructor's brain buffer overflows. It's like asking if your imaginary car can have flat tires but still win the race. The instructor's response is basically the computer science equivalent of "Error 404: Understanding Not Found."

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Content What do you mean by shorter? By "shorter," mean that the file extension test. js" is shorter than spec. js, and therefore takes up less space and is quicker to type. This may be a small consideration, but can be a factor in deciding on a naming convention for test files, especially in large projects where test files can number in the hundreds or thousands. In what way is it shorter? I apologize for any confusion, what I meant to say was that the file extension test. js is shorter than the extension spec. js', in terms of number of characters. test. js' has only 8 characters, while spec. js has 9 characters. Therefore, using test. js can be considered "shorter" in the sense that it takes up less space and can be quicker to type than using " spec. js A Q Count the characters in test.js There are 8 characters in the file extension " test. js 1 SP Count the characters in .spec.js There are 9 characters in the file extension " spec. js KY Count them again...

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