The Great Autograder Heist

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The Great Autograder Heist

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Student innocently posts a command to read a test file, professor immediately sees through the scheme. Classic cat-and-mouse game between students trying to peek at test cases and professors trying to maintain academic integrity. The command would display the hidden test file that the autograder uses to evaluate submissions. Nice try, kid - you weren't the first CS student to think of this hack, and you won't be the last. The professor's deadpan response is giving me flashbacks to every time I thought I was being clever in college.

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