The Great Autograder Heist

Content Screw zodiac signs, how do you handle your return public bool ABiggerB(int a, int b) public bool AbiggerB(int a, int b) if (a b) if (a b) return trues return true; return false; else return false;

Content COT FABULIST AND CO TE THO-HEAD FABULIST AND THO MEAT Just because I'm a programmer does not mean I can fix your computer CONE FABULIST CON CAD FABBLIST INTO TWO-HEA Ok, I can fix your computer ProdrammerHumor.io But not because I'm a programmer

Content I DISCOVERED A HOLE IN OUR INTER- NET SECURITY. WHAT? ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT MY JOB. BUT ILL INFORM OUR NETWORK MANAGE- MENT GROUP. GOOD GRIEF MANI HOW COULO YOU PUT A HOLE IN OUR INTERNET? PASSING THE BUCK!!! YOU'RE A BUCK PASSER!!! I DION T PUT IT THERE. .AND: NOT.. FORGET ITI THERE'S NO HOLE! IT GOT BETTER! THATS MORE LIKE ITS YOUR JOB TO FIX THAT HOLE. WANT YOU TO WORK 24- 7 I FIXED THE INTERNET.

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Ah, the subtle art of variable naming! The code is identical, but the parameters tell the whole story. Regular programmers use boring old bar and baz - the placeholder variables straight from the CS textbook. But those cultured individuals with a Fubuki addiction? They've ascended to boo and kee - because why write functional code when you can inject your VTuber obsession into every line? The function still works exactly the same, but now your code review buddies know EXACTLY what you were watching instead of fixing those bugs. Priorities, people!