The Great Autograder Heist

Plot twist: the people romanticizing pre-AI coding were literally just Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V warriors from Stack Overflow. At least ChatGPT gives you fresh bugs instead of that same deprecated solution from 2014 that somehow still has 847 upvotes. The nervous side-eye says it all—nothing screams "I totally wrote this myself" like code that still has someone else's variable names in it.

You know what? This theory is surprisingly solid. The band "Rage Against the Machine" dropped their debut album in 1992, right when printers were becoming office staples. Coincidence? Probably. But have you ever tried to print something important 5 minutes before a meeting? The rage is real, my friend. Printers have been the arch-nemesis of IT departments and developers alike for decades. They're the only piece of hardware that can simultaneously be out of cyan, jammed, offline, AND on fire. PC LOAD LETTER? More like PC LOAD FURY. The lyrics suddenly make so much more sense: "Killing in the name of" (killing trees with unnecessary print jobs), "Bulls on Parade" (the parade of error messages), and "Sleep Now in the Fire" (what the printer does after you send a 500-page document).

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The irony of Bjarne Stroustrup—you know, just the guy who created C++ —having only one green square on his GitHub contribution graph is chef's kiss material. Recruiters everywhere are frantically updating their "red flags" documentation. Meanwhile, the person who invented the language that powers half the world's critical infrastructure would probably get auto-rejected by the ATS systems he helped make possible. Next interview question: "So, Mr. Stroustrup, what would you say you actually do here?"

[text] Alls just a tool you know. bacnn t makes me code faster.. Facp Im not a bad developer. QUIT REFACTORNG MY CODE R . i

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