The Great Autograder Heist

Remember when your code buddy was just a rubber duck? Now we've got AI assistants responding to our desperate 3AM comments with heartfelt "Love you bro" messages. Nothing says modern programming quite like having an emotional exchange with a TypeScript file at monster-manager.ts while your real friends are asleep. The three-second "thinking" pause before the response is just *chef's kiss* - just enough time to make you forget you're talking to a machine that would absolutely ghost you if its server went down.

Content You can bind the 'input event to the textbox. This would fire every time the input changes, so when you paste something (even with right click), delete and type anything. ('myTextbox").on('input', function() do something ); If you use the change handler, this will only fire after the user deselects the input box, which may not be what you want. There is an example of both here: http:isfiddle.net6bSX6 share improve this answer answered Oct 9 '12 at 10:21 Timm 7.276 2 20 0 37 2 1, although it doesn't seem to fire on paste. - Jorgen Oct 9 '12 at 10:24 2 Jorgen it should fire on paste (does for me), what browser are you using? - Timm Oct 9 '12 at 10:25 3 Nevermind. I used the wrong input :) - Jergen Oct 9 '12 at 10:29 This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser. The change is not detected even though the input field contains the new string. - Gatada Jul 3 '13 at 11:30 136 Gatada I'm glad my employer does not make me verify web code for the Nintendo 3DS browser. - nocarrier Oct 26 '14 at 2:20

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Classic QA engineer joke that never gets old because it's painfully accurate. We test for zero beers, integer overflow, negative values, random gibberish input—basically everything except "where's the bathroom?" because that's what actual users do. They don't follow your happy path; they ask questions your system wasn't designed to answer and suddenly your entire architecture is on fire. The real tragedy? QA finds 47 edge cases, you fix them all, feel like a hero, then production explodes because someone tried to use the app while their phone was upside down during a leap year. You can't win. The users will always find that one scenario you never imagined, and it'll be the dumbest thing you've ever heard, yet completely valid.

Content EXCUSE ME, SIR IS THIS YOUR CODE? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WROTE IT? THAT MEANS, YOU MUST KNOW HOW IT WORKS? THEN HOW DOES IT WORK? YUP YUP MAKES SENSE TO ME NO IDEA

Content After all these years, I still don't know which should I use when writing a path