The Ctrl+Z Resurrection

You think your spaghetti code is worth hiding because it might make you money? Please. I hide my code because if anyone saw those nested if-statements and variable names like temp1 , temp2 , and please_work_final_v3 , I'd never get hired again. My GitHub is a carefully curated lie that bears no resemblance to the eldritch horrors I commit to private repos at 4AM.

The duality of Stack Overflow dependency! Top panel: "Doctor: Googling stuff online doesn't make you a doctor." Bottom panel: A nervous monkey puppet meme representing every IT professional who's built their entire career on Googling error messages, copying Stack Overflow solutions, and praying the code works without understanding why. That uncomfortable side-eye when someone discovers your technical expertise is actually just superior search engine skills and pattern recognition. Shhhh... don't tell management about the 47 browser tabs of documentation you have open right now.

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Ah, the pinnacle of frontend design! Nothing says "we care about user experience" quite like a date picker that requires you to assemble your birthday like a ransom note cut from different magazines. The month selector is having an existential crisis with "j", "nov", and "febr" trying to coexist with "octo", "em", and "uly". Meanwhile, the day field defaulted to zero because apparently being born on the 0th day of the month is totally a thing now. And let's not forget the year 1900 - perfect for all those 124-year-old users filling out your form. This is what happens when you tell the intern "just make it work" without code review.

Salvation through functional programming! The creator of this masterpiece has blessed us with the holiest of conditional statements—baptism implemented in Haskell. The function returns Maybe Person because even divine intervention respects type safety. If you're already baptized? Return Nothing . Otherwise, you get Just (markBaptized p) . The conditionalBaptize function even uses monadic composition with maybe to handle the uncertainty of salvation. Next time your code needs saving, remember that even spiritual transformations can be expressed as pure functions with no side effects—except eternal life, of course.

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