When The Prof Introduces Foreign Key In DBMS But You Barely Know What A Primary Key Does

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Someone just discovered that AI can generate code and immediately declared the entire SaaS industry obsolete. Built a "complete" billing system in 30 minutes, complete with subscriptions, refunds, and a dispute resolution system that checks if "the vibes were off" as a valid reason. Business logic? Nailed it. Product-market fit? Obviously. Minor detail: the invoices don't actually send. But hey, the AI said fixing that would be "really easy," so just trust the process. The edit reveals the real MVP move—tried to fix the email functionality, now the whole thing just refreshes the page infinitely. That's not a bug, that's a feature called "user engagement." The screenshot shows a legitimately impressive-looking billing dashboard with revenue breakdowns, MRR charts, and customer tables that would take actual engineering teams weeks to build properly. But somewhere in that generated code is probably a hardcoded API key, no error handling, and a database schema that would make a DBA weep. The gap between "looks good in a screenshot" and "won't explode in production" is where SaaS companies actually make their money.

OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of AI assistants these days! 💅 Here I am, trying to make a simple month list in Excel like a functioning adult, and my spreadsheet now thinks March is "Maruary" and we've got "Junuary" instead of June?! Excel's autocomplete has gone ROGUE while AI is sitting there like "Don't worry your pretty little head about it!" EXCUSE ME?! I didn't spend 4 years getting a computer science degree to have an AI assistant patronize me while my spreadsheet turns the calendar into some bizarre parallel universe where every month ends with "-uary"! The struggle is REAL, people!

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