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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Dbms Memes

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When The Prof Introduces Foreign Key In DBMS But You Barely Know What A Primary Key Does

Databases Programming Backend
3 months ago 226.9K views 0 shares
When The Prof Introduces Foreign Key In DBMS But You Barely Know What A Primary Key Does
That face when your professor starts talking about Foreign Keys and relationships while you're still wondering why the hell your Primary Key isn't just called "ID" like a normal person would name it. Just standing there nodding like you understand the difference between CASCADE and RESTRICT while internally your brain is executing SELECT * FROM my_knowledge WHERE database_concepts IS NOT NULL and getting zero results back.

The Developer Attention Spectrum

Programming Algorithms Databases
8 months ago 189.3K views 0 shares
The Developer Attention Spectrum
The perfect illustration of developer priorities. Spend hours optimizing a binary search tree? Mild interest . Configure a complex database schema? Barely awake . But show us a joke about semicolons or tabs vs. spaces? INSTANT DOPAMINE HIT. We're simple creatures who'd rather scroll through memes than fix that memory leak we've been ignoring for weeks. Self-awareness level: embarrassingly high.

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