Vibe Coders

Day 1 of "vibe coding" and you've already hit a database constraint error. Trying to insert age 17 but getting that beautiful "User with this age already exists" message because someone thought making age a unique key was a galaxy brain move. Either their database schema was designed by someone who thinks every 17-year-old is the same person, or they're using age as a primary key instead of, you know, an actual unique identifier like a UUID or auto-incrementing ID. The real crime here isn't the error—it's the database design that allowed this to happen in the first place. Somewhere, a senior dev is crying into their coffee.