The SQL Caps Lock Crusade

Content EVE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE. GLOBAL VARIABLES HIDDEN IN THE DARKEST FILES. HTML TABLES AND INLINE FLOAT STYLES STORED IN SQL STRINGS..... ALL THOSE BUGS WILL BE LOST IN TIME, LIKE PROJECTS MADE BY GOOGLE. imaflio.com

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Content Stephen Gower As someone who has been developing websites since NCSA Mosaic was the only browser available, I'd just like to say that I'm really fcking tired of all the smart assholes out there continuously developing entirely new ways to build web applications. It started simple enough, just html and javascript. Then Cold Fusion. Then java applets. Then java servlets. Then 5 or 6 different Java application servers, EJBs, JSP, struts, XSLT, PHP. But screw all of that. We need Spring. No wait, we need Ruby.and Rails. Wait, we need Query. screw Query. We need AngularJs, and Backbone, and Ember! The world just won't be right until we have 12 different ways to do the same thing in Javascript! Forget all those server-side things you learned. Node js is here! No-wait. F'ck Node. Use Google Go! Honestly how many times are we going to re-invent this wheel? Unless you stay current with all of this nonsense, you basically become unhireable. I'm sure some of you 20 and 30-somethings have already experienced some of this fatigue. Now just imaging 10-15 more years where every 3 years a good portion of what you learned before is now obsolete, and you'll feel like I do.

Content When your manager learns a new buzzword and needs to drop it every meeting

The corporate data science dream team standing around watching one guy with Excel do all the actual work. Classic case of "we hired seven specialists with fancy titles to stare at a hole while the person who's been using VLOOKUP since 2003 actually solves the problem." This is why your company's $2M data infrastructure still ultimately feeds into someone's spreadsheet that crashes every third Thursday. The Excel guru probably makes half what the AI consultants do, but knows where all the bodies are buried in your database.

Content Over the break, many of you may have forgotten your passwords. So I've taken the liberty of printing them up for you. You have access to all our passwords in plaintext? It's for security purposes. This actually happened. fuzzyzillacomics