The SQL Caps Lock Crusade

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Content Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like a beautiful disaster of poorly named variables, overuse of hooks, and some questionable logic. It's like the Frankenstein's monster of code! I mean, who needs concise and readable code, am I right? Let's just use every hook in the book and throw in some nested ternaries while we're at it. It's like the author was paid per line of code and just wanted to make bank. And don't even get me started on the naming conventions. Who needs descriptive and meaningful variable names when you can just use single-letter variables like "n" and "e" and abbreviate words like "pts" and "char"? It's like a game of code obfuscation. And the logic in this code? It's like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded with no map. Just when you think you've got a handle on what's going on, you hit a dead end and have to start all over again. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure book, except every option leads to a bug. Overall, this code is like a bad date - it's confusing, it makes no sense, and you just want to get out of there as quickly as possible.

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