The AUDACITY of Skeletor dropping that SQL formatting truth bomb and just walking away! First I'm all blank-faced like "whatever" but then my brain processes it and I'm SEETHING with rage! How DARE he attack my precious uppercase SQL queries?! The betrayal! The drama! Everyone knows typing SELECT * FROM users in all caps makes the query run 37% faster and intimidates the database into submission! It's not just a style choice, it's a POWER MOVE! ๐โจ๏ธ
The SQL Caps Lock Crusade
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