The SQL Caps Lock Crusade

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Guy spends four panels explaining the increasingly convoluted etymology of "SQL" pronunciation—from "ESS-CUE-ELL" being technically correct as an acronym, to "SEQUEL" being a reference to some ancient database language nobody remembers, to "SQUARE" being the original-original name because apparently someone in the 70s thought that sounded professional. Then Batman just slaps him mid-rant because literally nobody cares. You can say "sequel" or spell it out letter by letter. Your DBA isn't going to revoke your credentials over pronunciation. The queries run the same either way. It's the database equivalent of arguing about gif vs jif. Just pick one and move on with your life. The tables don't judge you.

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That beautiful three-minute window of pure, unearned confidence between deploying to production and reality absolutely destroying your soul. The team just crunched through every bug ticket, high-fived each other, maybe even cracked open a celebratory energy drink... and then some script kiddie with too much free time decides to test if your login form remembers what input sanitization is. Spoiler: it doesn't. The "Hopefully we didn't miss anything..." is chef's kiss levels of foreshadowing. That word "hopefully" is doing more heavy lifting than your entire CI/CD pipeline. And of course, what they missed wasn't some obscure edge case in the payment processing logic—nope, it's the most basic security vulnerability that's been in the OWASP Top 10 since the dawn of time. Classic.

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