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The recruiter promised you a tech paradise of Python, C++, SQL, and embedded systems. Six months later, you're a broken shell of a human manually copying data between Excel sheets. The thousand-yard stare says it all. Your CS degree is collecting dust while you're becoming a human VLOOKUP function.

Prison seems like a fair punishment for running SQL directly on production. The hardened criminal confesses to skipping code review and executing queries straight on the live database—a cardinal sin that makes even murderers question their life choices. Nothing says "I enjoy chaos" quite like bypassing all safety protocols and potentially nuking customer data because you couldn't be bothered with proper testing. At least the murderer had the decency to commit only one crime.