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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Uppercase Memes

Posts tagged with Uppercase

The SQL Caps Lock Crusade

Databases Programming Backend
1 month ago 88.6K views 0 shares
The SQL Caps Lock Crusade
The AUDACITY of Skeletor dropping that SQL formatting truth bomb and just walking away! First I'm all blank-faced like "whatever" but then my brain processes it and I'm SEETHING with rage! How DARE he attack my precious uppercase SQL queries?! The betrayal! The drama! Everyone knows typing SELECT * FROM users in all caps makes the query run 37% faster and intimidates the database into submission! It's not just a style choice, it's a POWER MOVE! ๐Ÿ’€โŒจ๏ธ

If You Had To Choose One

Databases Programming Backend
2 months ago 111.6K views 0 shares
If You Had To Choose One
The eternal SQL dilemma that haunts database developers everywhere. After 20 years in the industry, I still can't decide which is more morally reprehensible: animal cruelty or writing SQL keywords in lowercase like some kind of database anarchist. The sweating choice button meme perfectly captures that split second before you reluctantly press the lowercase button, knowing full well your senior DBA will somehow sense this transgression from across the building and appear behind your chair with a disappointed sigh. Fun fact: There's actually no technical reason SQL keywords need to be uppercase. It's purely conventional and aesthetic, yet somehow became the hill many database professionals chose to die on.

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