The Four Horsemen Of SQL Development

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That awkward moment when the conference slide exposes the entire industry's dirty secret. Big data has become tech's favorite buzzword, with companies frantically collecting petabytes of information while quietly panicking about what to actually do with it all. Meanwhile, data scientists are in the corner writing elaborate Python scripts to justify their existence while the execs nod knowingly during presentations about "leveraging synergistic data-driven insights." The truth hurts so good!

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Database sitting there like it's filling out TPS reports while Cache is handling a full press conference. Typical. The database is doing all the actual work storing your precious data, but Cache gets all the attention because it's faster at answering the same stupid questions over and over. Just like management - they'll ignore the reliable workhorse and praise the flashy middleman who just repeats what everyone already knows.

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