That heart-stopping moment when you're typing a SQL query and realize you're one premature Enter key away from database Armageddon. The number of production databases that have been obliterated by a half-written DELETE statement is the tech industry's darkest secret. This is why senior devs type their WHERE clause first, then go back to add the DELETE FROM part. After ten years in the field, my fingers still tremble slightly whenever I type anything that starts with "DELETE."
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