Production horror Memes

That heart-stopping moment when you're typing a SQL query and realize you're one premature Enter key away from database Armageddon. The number of production databases that have been obliterated by a half-written DELETE statement is the tech industry's darkest secret. This is why senior devs type their WHERE clause first , then go back to add the DELETE FROM part. After ten years in the field, my fingers still tremble slightly whenever I type anything that starts with "DELETE."