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Be Very Afraid

Git Devops Programming Debugging

1 day ago 116.1K views 0 shares

Be Very Afraid

Nothing quite like that moment when you realize your innocent little Git commit just wiped out three weeks of work across seventeen branches. Sure, Git is supposed to save us from ourselves, but sometimes it just gives us a bigger shovel to dig our own graves. The best part? That split second where you're frantically Googling "how to undo git push force" while your team's Slack channel lights up like a Christmas tree.

I Fear No API... Except Vulkan

Gamedev Hardware C++ Algorithms Programming

3 months ago 166.0K views 1 shares

I Fear No API... Except Vulkan

The bravado of developers who claim they "fear no API" only to cower in terror at the sight of Vulkan is just *chef's kiss*. For the uninitiated, Vulkan is the low-level graphics API that makes even seasoned graphics programmers wake up in cold sweats. It's like saying "I'm great at assembling IKEA furniture" and then being handed the blueprints to build the actual IKEA store from scratch. The documentation alone is thicker than a computer science textbook, and the error messages might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. Meanwhile, OpenGL (referenced in the title) is like the friendly neighborhood graphics API that suddenly looks like a cuddly kitten in comparison.