The Caps Lock Confession

Content Hey you do websites, right? 26m Can you build me a website? Hello? You're about to lose my business. 23m Sorry, I'm not on Twitter 247. Yes, I design websites for a living but i'm currently not open to new work. January is a pretty busy month for me and my current workload has left enough on my plate. 11m V if you give me an idea of what you want. MI let you know my rates and give you an estimate for the project. WOW Okay first I'm not paying for a website that's going to be free to visit, that doesn't make sense Am second, using words like rates and estimate make you look like an asshole 2m You just lost my business kid. Enjoy not getting all the fame from my million dollar idea. You're gonna lose. BUG TIME big time You can no longer send messages to this person. Lear more

Content me purposely using C keywords as identifiers in my C code so it does not compile under C

Content Me, waiting for effects after changing DNS records ProdrammerHumor.io

Finally, the age-old programming debate visualized in its purest form. On the left, we have a toilet paper roll installed "over" (O), representing those who believe empty values should be represented by a zero. On the right, we have the "under" orientation (NULL), championed by developers who insist NULL is the proper way to represent nothingness. Just like the bathroom debate that's destroyed friendships and marriages, programmers will fight to the death over whether to use 0 or NULL when something doesn't exist. And much like toilet paper orientation, whichever side you choose reveals your true character as a developer. Choose wisely—your code reviews depend on it.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of comparing accountants to data scientists! 💅 Just because someone can stare at spreadsheets until their eyeballs bleed doesn't make them a data scientist! The accountant in this image is LITERALLY drowning in columns of dollar amounts while Excel has become their prison and spreadsheets their wallpaper. Meanwhile, actual data scientists are out there building neural networks and pretending they understand what their algorithms are doing! The identity crisis is REAL, people! Next thing you know, my mom who makes pivot tables in Excel will start calling herself a "machine learning engineer." THE HORROR!

Content Kyle KylePlantEmoji Website: enter your new password Me: typing h-u-n-t-e-r-2 Website: confirm your password Me: h- Website: the passwords have to match you absolute idiot. You fucking smoothbrained numbskull. Log the fuck off