The Caps Lock Confession

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The Caps Lock Confession

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The worn-out Caps Lock key is the unsung hero of SQL development! While the rest of the keyboard remains pristine, that poor Caps Lock has been hammered into oblivion from writing SELECT, FROM, WHERE, JOIN, and all those other shouty SQL keywords. Database developers might claim they use proper casing for readability, but this keyboard tells the real story—a tale of aggressive capitalization and syntax highlighting requirements that have claimed yet another Caps Lock victim. The keyboard never lies!

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