Powerpoint Memes

Sales just promised the client they can time-travel through their database while the engineering team sits there with that "we're gonna need to have a talk" face. You know it's bad when the engineers are already mentally drafting their resignation letters before the PowerPoint even finishes loading. The best part? Sales already shook hands on a two-week delivery timeline for something that would require rewriting the laws of physics. Meanwhile, engineering is calculating how many espresso shots it'll take to explain why "just make it work" isn't a valid technical specification. Spoiler: it's more shots than the bar has in stock.