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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Powerpoint Memes
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Impossible
Programming
Agile
Backend
4 months ago
14.4M views
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Sales just promised the client they can time-travel through their database while the engineering team sits there with that "we're gonna need to have a talk" face. You know it's bad when the engineers are already mentally drafting their resignation letters before the PowerPoint even finishes loading. The best part? Sales already shook hands on a two-week delivery timeline for something that would require rewriting the laws of physics. Meanwhile, engineering is calculating how many espresso shots it'll take to explain why "just make it work" isn't a valid technical specification. Spoiler: it's more shots than the bar has in stock.
PowerPoint: The Database Of Nightmares
Databases
Microsoft
Programming
Backend
1 year ago
319.2K views
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Just when you thought your tech nightmares couldn't get worse, someone decides PowerPoint is a viable database solution. For those wondering, "Turing complete" means PowerPoint can theoretically compute anything a normal computer can—which is both impressive and a horrifying justification for database abuse. Next up: using Excel as an operating system and Notepad as a load balancer. The screams you hear are from the DBA down the hall.
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Reupload because apparently my previous post was removed for not being "strictly programming related" :)
Programming
165.2K views
3 years ago
Why Not Kotlin
Java
150.1K views
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