Oracle The Next Day Of 30K Employees Layoff

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Oracle The Next Day Of 30K Employees Layoff

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Nothing says "we care about our people" quite like Oracle laying off 30,000 employees and then IMMEDIATELY getting their data center attacked the next day. The remaining 30,000 fired employees reading this news are probably doing the most chaotic happy dance known to mankind. Like, imagine getting laid off and then watching your former employer's infrastructure burn the very next day – that's some cosmic justice served PIPING HOT. The universe really said "you know what, let me add insult to injury for Oracle real quick." Those ex-employees are probably thinking "not my problem anymore" while aggressively refreshing the news with the biggest grin on their faces. Peak schadenfreude energy right here.

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