No Need To Shout

Plot twist: you're trying to create a new account and the system just casually exposes that someone else is already using your go-to password. Congrats on the world's worst security implementation—instead of saying "username taken," they're out here revealing password collisions like it's no big deal. Starboy98 is having an existential crisis because either: (a) someone stole their signature password, (b) they forgot they already made an account, or (c) they just discovered their "unique" password is about as original as using "password123." The Mike Wazowski face really captures that moment when you realize your password game is weak and the database architect's security game is even weaker. Pro tip: If a website can tell you your password is already in use by another user, run. That means they're storing passwords in plaintext or comparing them before hashing. Yikes.

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Ah yes, the pinnacle of AI evolution: generating code that looks real but is completely non-functional. This masterpiece features "coast" instead of "const", a magical "YIMENT" primary key, and my personal favorite - "ortetocatiem" as a variable. It's like someone fed a neural network a programming textbook and a bottle of tequila. The best part is some poor junior dev will probably try to debug this for hours before realizing they've been bamboozled by an AI hallucination.

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The medal doesn't say "1st Place" - it says "1 Place"! Someone clearly forgot to sanitize their inputs and the programmer's medal got hit with a classic SQL injection attack. That sneaky hacker turned "1st" into "0" by injecting code through the medal engraving system. Rookie security mistake that turned gold into a big fat zero. And the programmer is just standing there looking smug because they probably executed the attack themselves. Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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