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Software testers don't just find bugs—they actively hunt them down with maniacal glee. This poor homeowner is experiencing what developers face daily: a relentless barrage of edge cases designed to break everything. From SQL injection attempts ( DROP TABLE candy ) to buffer overflow tests ( 3333 Musketeers ) to that terrifying ${rm -rf /} command that would delete your entire filesystem—this tester is determined to crash your Halloween just like they crash your code in production. And ringing the doorbell 2^32-1 times? That's just testing the integer limit before overflow. The house sinking into the ground is the only reasonable response to such QA terrorism.

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Nothing says "I trust my users completely" like letting them run raw SQL queries directly against your production database. This code is basically saying "Here's the keys to my database kingdom, please don't DELETE FROM users WHERE 1=1." It's the digital equivalent of leaving your front door wide open with a sign that says "Please don't steal anything." Security teams everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of injection vulnerabilities suddenly cried out in terror.

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Just when you thought your tech nightmares couldn't get worse, someone decides PowerPoint is a viable database solution. For those wondering, "Turing complete" means PowerPoint can theoretically compute anything a normal computer can—which is both impressive and a horrifying justification for database abuse. Next up: using Excel as an operating system and Notepad as a load balancer. The screams you hear are from the DBA down the hall.

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