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The worn-out Caps Lock key is the unsung hero of SQL development! While the rest of the keyboard remains pristine, that poor Caps Lock has been hammered into oblivion from writing SELECT , FROM , WHERE , JOIN , and all those other shouty SQL keywords. Database developers might claim they use proper casing for readability, but this keyboard tells the real story—a tale of aggressive capitalization and syntax highlighting requirements that have claimed yet another Caps Lock victim. The keyboard never lies!

Content Saving a complex SQL query for later use Reinventing the query everyday

Content CHLO chlothegod Y'all pronounce it data or data? RJ itsrjhill I'm mad that I read these words in two different ways... but you're trippin if you think it's data and not data

BEHOLD! The most VISCERAL representation of programming concepts known to mankind! Left side: toilet paper roll with actual paper (0) - it EXISTS but is practically USELESS with that pathetic amount left. Right side: an EMPTY roll holder (null) - absolutely NOTHING there, honey! The database weeps, the variables scream, and somewhere a junior developer is having an existential crisis trying to figure out if they should check for zero or null first. The tragedy! The drama! And you KNOW both situations leave you equally stranded when nature calls. Just like when your function returns either 0 or null and your code wasn't prepared for EITHER scenario!

Content Not logged in Talk Contributions Create account Log in WIKIPEDIA The Free Encyclopedia Main page Contents Featured content Current events Random article interaction Help Community portel Becent chances Contact pane Article Talk Read Edit View history Search Jake Weary From Wikipedia. the tree encyclopedla Not to be confused with jQuery. Jake Weary (born Jacob Weary; February 14, 1990) is an American actor, singer, musician, songwriter and music producer. He is known for his role as Vince Keeler, in the series Chicago Fire and as Kevin in Fred: The Movie, Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred, Fred 3: Camp Fred, and Fred: The Show.!1) Contents Thidel 1 Acting career Music 3 Personal life 4 Filmoaranhv 5 References 6 External links Jake Weary Born acon Wean February 14, 1990 (age 26) Trenton New lercey I S Occupation Actor. singer. musician. music roducer sandonor Voore sctino 0001procont What links here Belated chances lIniced file Snacial naces Permanent link Page information Cite this nade Printleynort Create a book Drintable sorcion Lanquages ProarammerHumor in Acting career (edit) After an initial quest role on his mother Kim Zimmer's show. Guiding Licht in 2002. he was cast as Luke Snyder on the television soap opera As the World Turns, 121 Weary went on to appear in episodes of two of the law Orderfranchise shows Criminal Intent and SVI3 Weary was cast in Kaare Anderson's film Altitude. In 2014, he plaved Hugh in the thriller film It Follows 4 Weary is also set to star in TNT's highly anticipated drama from creator John Wells. "Animal Kingdom". Music edit Weary alco nroducos writes and rocords his own music and has heon producing since the are of 12 Weary previously recorded most of his music under the regru aror gorhomore effor rile rrrr which wor rrrred fro He row

Content JA Please write a dialog in Shakespeare style. There are two characters: 1. A programmer that has done exactly what his customer told him to. 2. A customer that is not happy with the project and thinks that the programmer should have done something else. Programmer: O, good my lord, what brings thee here today? Customer: Thou hast failed me, programmer. Thy project is not up to my standards. Programmer: But my lord, I did exactly as thou commanded. I followed thy instructions to the letter. Customer: Thou art a fool, programmer. Thou shouldst have used thy own judgement and done what thou thought was best for the project. Programmer: Forgive me, my lord. I shall strive to do better in the future and use my own judgement. Customer: See that thou do, programmer. I expect nothing less than excellence from thee. Programmer: Aye, my lord. I shall not disappoint thee again.