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The Digital Aristocracy

Windows

19 days ago 105.9K views 0 shares

The Digital Aristocracy

Ah, the rare sight of someone who actually paid for WinRAR. The nobility of the 18th century had powdered wigs and fancy coats. The nobility of the digital age? People who click "Buy" instead of "Close" on that 40-day trial reminder that's been popping up since 1997. Truly the aristocracy of our time.

Name Not Unique

Databases Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend

2 months ago 129.9K views 0 shares

Name Not Unique

When your parents named you "John" and now you can't even sign up for a developer account. Somewhere out there, a database administrator is smugly enforcing uniqueness constraints on first names like they're primary keys. Next thing you know, they'll be telling you your birthday has a foreign key violation because someone else already claimed December 25th.

Ten Minutes To Check A Nickname

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

3 months ago 157.8K views 0 shares

Ten Minutes To Check A Nickname

When your Discord registration is secretly running on a 486 processor from 1992. Ten minutes to check a nickname? In that time I could compile the Linux kernel, refactor my entire codebase, AND question all my life choices that led me to this moment. The spinning circle of doom is probably just a single-threaded function checking if your nickname contains any forbidden characters while simultaneously mining cryptocurrency on the side.