Registration Memes

Ah yes, the ultimate flex in 2023 - not a Lamborghini, not a mansion, but a legitimately purchased WinRAR license . For the uninitiated, WinRAR is that file compression tool that's been "expiring" since the dawn of time yet continues to work perfectly after its 40-day trial. It's the software equivalent of that friend who says "I'm just leaving" but is still chatting 45 minutes later. Buying WinRAR is like paying for YouTube Premium or bottled water - theoretically possible but practically unheard of in developer circles. It's the digital equivalent of using turn signals in a BMW - technically available but rarely witnessed in the wild. True wealth isn't measured in cryptocurrency portfolios or stock options - it's having the financial security to click "Purchase" on software you could've used for free forever.

Ah, the rare sight of someone who actually paid for WinRAR. The nobility of the 18th century had powdered wigs and fancy coats. The nobility of the digital age? People who click "Buy" instead of "Close" on that 40-day trial reminder that's been popping up since 1997. Truly the aristocracy of our time.